Bucket list

Compiled is a list of things to do before one kicks the bucket, or as we have it, a bucket list. While people have personal bucket lists, written is one that is somewhat universal. To determine your value, click the corresponding box you have achieved, rinse, repeat, then submit to view your achievement value! Like the rest of my website, this is for humorus value, and should not be taken literally as I don’t have any credentials in anything, at all. Items striked off and highlighted shouldcontain a link that documents my completion of that event, so you can compare your trite meaningless life to mine. Notes in portray needless sarcasm [in bed]. Feel free to leave your name, score, and any suggestions! Unjoy!

Make a “to do” (bucket) list.
Throw a huge party and invite every friend and closest enemies [fill the room with laughing gas].
Directly save a life (must be physically done, not tangibly).
Jump off a (4 lane minimum) bridge in suit of a friend.
Paint a self-portrait and hang it above your fireplace mantle.
Learn to speak a foreign language & make use of it on vacation.
Visit all seven continents.
Pilot a aircraft [through a meteor shower].
Perform on stage.
Be an extra in a film.
Watch a movie you starred in or directed at a film festival.
Attend a international championship sporting event (World Cup, Olympics).
Attend a professional national championship sporting event [then expose yourself].
Receive a giant novelty check and cash it.
Eat sushi in Japan, Fish and Chips in England, or a Vegemite sandwich in Australia.
Brew your own beer, or make your own liquor.
Study a semester of college abroad.
Openly be in the eye of a hurricane.
Don’t shave anything for six months (in adulthood).
Be a contestant on a game show.
Ride in a blimp, submarine, or hot-air balloon.
Sucker-punch your superior, or strike/picket outside your workplace.
Join the mile high club.
Stay overnight in a castle, underwater, and on a uninhabited island.
Make $100,000 off eBay.
Plant a tree in honor of someone you know.
Cheat death (must have been two seconds or 100 feet from sure death).
Eat a cheeseburger in paradise (on a beach delivered to you).
Compete in a regatta.
Fake your death (must be proven via death certificate).
Get away with a felony.
Get the key to the city/town (or similar prestigious honor).
Stay awake for three days straight (72 hours).
Be part of an angry mob, flash mob, or riot.
Avoid jury summons, talk your way out of a moving violation, and pass a breathlyzer.
Publish a book.
Hunt big game.
Have a one-night stand.
Live to 100.
Go streaking.
Shower in a waterfall.
Be publicly acknowledged for a collection you have.
Learn to play a (real) musical instrument with some degree of skill.
Fight a celebrity (it doesn’t matter wether you win or lose).
Either rob a bank, or be a hero and stop one from happening.
Go on at least a seven day cruise.
Go inside a money chamber where cash is blowing around and you have to grab as much as you can in a few minutes.
Witness a lunar and solar eclipse (not simutaneously, obviously).
Learn to juggle four balls and ride a unicycle at level four (not simutaneously).
Get passionate about a cause and spend time helping it.
Experience weightlessness (apart from a rollercoaster).
Restore a classic car.
Ask someone you’ve only just met to go on a date.
Drive across America from coast to coast without a map.
Go dog sledding.
Own one very expensive, custom fitted, and wonderful business suit.
Rescue an animal from a shelter.
Buy a entire (full) bar a round of drinks.
Invent something that runs a profit.
Work at a fast food chain, and as a server in a restaurant.
Cook a four course meal for four people by yourself.
Stalk someone for a week (you must remain unnoticed and then confess to them a detailed timeline of what they did that week).
Live in a (3-star or above) hotel suite for two weeks.
Completely fill a passport with stamps.
Drive the Autobahn, go on a African Safari, or scuba dive off Australia’s Great Barrier Reef.
Get your fifteen minutes of fame [does not count if it was on MTV].
Spend Christmas on the opposite equator.
Visit 100 world heritage sites.
Raft somewhere its restricted.
Donate enough money to put your name on something: a college scholarship, a bench in the park, ect.
Build a proper treehouse.
Eat your own harvest from a garden you grew.
Spend six months getting your body into optimum shape.
Solve a Rubik’s Cube within a minute.
Swim in all five oceans [naked].
Address a speech to at least a hundred people.
Date a foreigner.
Give blood, donate supplies/cash to the needy, and spend time aiding the less fortunate in the same day.
Earn your masters.
Get someone to pay you for sex.
Win a best costume contest on Halloween.
Blow glass, mold clay, and fire something ceramic.
Witness a volcano erupt, the northern lights, or a tidal wave.
Secretly date two people who know each other at the same time.
Mentor someone.
Take a hooker out on a expensive date, do not sleep with that person
Disconnect from all electronic communication for three months.
Go deep sea fishing or fly fishing and eat your catch.
Create your own web site.
Serve your country in war or peace.
Go white water rafting, tubing, and kayaking.
Win a bet that is at least a months pay.
Create your family tree to at least five generations.
Catch a baseball at a major league baseball game. or first pitch
Make a hole-in-one, on a real golf course mind you (par 3+ with witnesses).
Swim in all of the great lakes [naked].
View 100 museums, galleries, or exhibitions.
Finish a marathon or triathlon.
Get a tattoo you designed yourself.
Scale a mountain at least two miles in height.
Dine with a celebrity crush.
Set up an exhibit at a convention or art show.
Go blob jumping, zorbing, or be launched.
Fly first class across an ocean.
Celebrate Oktoberfest in Germany, the Running of the Bulls in Spain, or Carnival in Brazil.
Chop down your own Christmas tree.
Go para-sailing, para-gliding, or hang-gliding.
Undergo a surgical procedure.
Intentionally lose an eigth of your body weight.
Stand on the equator, and the prime meridian (obviously not at the same time).
Take 1st at an event with over two hundred competitors (solo competition).
Visit Stonehedge, the Pyramids, or the Great Wall.
Camp in 30 National parks.
Collect 100 event stubs.
Learn to bartend.
Be shot, stabbed (puncture must be one inch wide), or hit by a car.
Jockey a camel, elephant, or ostrich.
Meet the current president.
Shop at Harrods, Rodeo Drive, and on an airbus.
Steal a street sign of your own name.
Own your own franchise or business.
Complete all achievements in a modern video game.
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Do everything on the song “Like a Boss” by The Lonely Planet.
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