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Marry Boff Kill: Kardashians: Khloe, Kim, Kourtney.
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Kill: Khloe – Is a Kardashian.
Kill: Kim – Is a Kardashian & I would boff her but I have a strict “do not sleep with people who have a sex tape on the internet” policy.
Kill: Kourtney – Is a Kardashian. Also spelled Courtney with a “K”.
I regret wasting three minutes doing this.
List of previous Marry Boff Kill’s
(thanks Jana :) )
Marry Boff Kill: Accepted: Diora Baird, Blake Lively, Maria Thayer
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Marry: Maria Thayer (Rory Thayer) – Down to earth, and although goes against the basic MBK formula, anyone you can start an imaginary college with, you can start a lifelong relationship as well.
Boff: Diora Baird (Kiki) – Just search Diora Bard.
Kill: Blake Lively (Monica Moreland) – It wasn’t easy putting this one down, but she took too long to come around. Typical MTV generation dingbat, discovers that your opinion are greater than others. Plus she was in the worst titled movie “Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants”
List of previous Marry Boff Kill’s
Marry Boff Kill: X-Men: Halle Berry, Famke Jenssen, Anna Paquin.
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Marry: Halle Berre (Storm) – So you’re on vacation and bad weather starts coming in… What to you do? Bad day for golf? Not anymore. Like the Seattle weather, but need some sun in your life? Plus she would do miracles on your heating and electric bills. Sounds like too much of a good thing.
Boff: Famke Jenssen (Jean Grey) – This would seem like the obvious marry, but I don’t know how I feel about marrying someone who could read my thoughts, much less lead to the destruction and lives of many. She killed one of her husbands and her mentors, I don’t think she’d hesitate again.
Kill: Anna Paquin (Rogue) – We all witnessed what happened to the boyfriend, and Wolverine. Thanks, but no thanks.
List of previous Marry Boff Kill’s
Marry Boff Kill: Austin Powers: Elizabeth Hurley, Heather Graham, Beyoncé Knowles
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Marry: Heather Graham (Felicity Shagwell) – Granted she slept with Fat Bastard, we can look past that, and see that we have quite the bombshell. Starred in the best Austin Powers, and is frankly quite lovely.
Boff: Elizabeth Hurley (Vanessa Kensington) – Elizabeth Hurley is pretty ideal. However, she is a robot that can be destroyed accidentally with a television remote, so that pretty much takes out any long term potential.
Kill: Beyoncé Knowles (Foxxy Cleopatra) – I hate typing that fancy é, and she was in the Austin Powers that was a bit too overboard. She is the only interest of Powers that doesn’t have her own Wikipedia page, but considering all this, she was still hard to put down (as the kill – see what I did there?)
Marry Boff Kill: DC Comics: Cat Woman, Wonder Woman, Supergirl
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Marry: Supergirl - So Supergirl is essentially the same Superman, right? Then I have this wonderful woman who can do anything, turn my raw toast into toast with her eyes, save big money on airfare, and practically anything else I can conjure with my mind. And I can control her with kryptonite, and my penis.
Boff: Wonder Woman – The only thing I wonder about her is what shes like in bed. I didn’t even bother wikipedia’ing her. (I will at work tomorrow)
Kill: Cat Woman – This lady has serious father issues. And shes crazier than a cat lady (that woman who owns 400 cats, think Simpsons), but the best thing about killing Cat Woman is that she comes right back! Ta daaaaa~
Marry Boff Kill: Friends: Courtney Cox, Jennifer Anniston, Lisa Kudrow
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Here is your typical MBK. Blonde, brunette, redhead.
Marry: Courtney Cox (Monica Geller) – Used to be fat, but no longer is, shows good self control, her brother is cool, and is definitely the coolest.
Boff: Jennifer Anniston (Rachel Green) – By far the hottest, she is quite the drama queen, not good for long term status.
Kill: Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay) – Granted most women are crazy, this woman is double crazy.
Marry Boff Kill: Shawshank Redemption: Rita Hayworth, Marilyn Monroe, Raquel Welch
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Marry: Rita Hayworth. Classy. Watch Gilda, you’ll be a believer.
Boff: Raquel Welch: Hotttttt. Most desired woman of the 70′s?
Kill: Marilyn Monroe: On top of being an attention whore, shes probably an actual whore, I’ve seen her naked, and she seems super high maintenance, dating presidents and baseball players.
Marry Boff Kill: Star Trek XI: Zoe Saldana, Winona Ryder, Rachel Nichols.
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Marry: Winona Ryder (Sarek): She looks good at 300 or however old she is, plus shes a clepto! Cheap date! And shes always willing to try something new, she married a Vulcan.
Boff: Rachel Nichols (Gaila): Could be coming down with a classic case of redhead, but how cool of a track record could you have if you’ve been with a green chick.
Kill: Zoe Saldana (Nyota Uhura): This just won’t do. She’s way too picky, if you’re too good for Kirk, and need someone like Spock for your needs, thats way too high maintence. Plus shes a Trekkie, gross! (She played a trekkie from the Terminal, and now shes in Star Trek, crazy!)
List of previous Marry Boff Kill’s
Marry Boff Kill: Step by Step: Staci Keanan, Angela Watson, Christine Lakin
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I never knew this about Step by Step: “The title of the show has a double meaning. One meaning deals with the main idea of the show, which is getting re-married after the divorce/death of a spouse, and putting your life back together (one step at a time). The other meaning is that every member of the family is “step-” to half of the rest of the family, such as: stepbrother, stepmother, stepsister, stepfather, stepdaughter, and stepson.” (wikipedia)
Since I hardly remember the characters, and this is way too hard to base of looks alone, I stole more info off Wikipedia.
Marry: Angela Watson (Karen Foster) – An aspiring model, who was very vain, yet could be level-headed at times.
Boff: Christine Lakin (Alicia Lambert) - All-American girl, who later matured in her own right, despite wearing man-clothes.
Kill: Staci Keanan (Dana Foster) – Smart, but tried to be perfect, almost identical to Carol (high-strung). She was also known as a wisecracker and was openly hostile to the Lamberts, particularly J.T., Frank and Cody.
List of previous Marry Boff Kill’s
Marry Boff Kill: The Office (US): Rashida Jones, Jenna Fischer, Melora Hardin.
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Marry – Rashida Jones (Karen Filippelli) – This exotic beauty is definitely Quincey Jones’ best piece of work. I think I’m really going to marry her.
Boff – Melora Hardin (Jan Levinson) – Boys have the dream of having the teacher, and for grown men? Their boss. Especially when your boss is Melora Hardin.
Kill – Jenna Fischer (Pam Beesly) – After seeing this picture of Jenna, this decision was was a lot harder, process of elimination was the only thing that made this possible. That and the fact she suffered from a real bad case of “typical woman”.
Marry Boff Kill: The Girls Next Door: Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson.
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Marry - Holly Madison – Poised with age, the most beautiful of the three, and lovely beyond all means, not to mention she spelled quixotic in a game of scrabble – this is an easy Marry.
Boff – Bridget Marqardt – Since marry and kill were so easy, Bridget Marquardt makes for an easy boff – if you catch my drift.
Kill – Kendra WIlkinson – Irritating beyond belief. I don’t see what Hef sees in her, other than himself. Hi-yo!
Marry Boff Kill: Smallville: Allison Mack, Kristin Kreuk, Erica Durance.
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Marry – Allison Mack (Chloe Sullivan) – After long thought and consideration, I had to go with Allison Mack. With an irresistibly beautiful smile, undying loyalty, natural beauty, and unprecedented innocence, Allison Mack wins by a nose.
Boff – Erica Durance (Lois Lane) – The sultriest firecracker to come out of Australia Canada, and the sexiest woman to grace Smallville. An easy landslide.
Kill – Kristen Kruek (Lana Lang) – Undoubtedly the largest disappointment, and one of lifes’ most difficult choices, there has to be someone to kill, and Kristin was unfortunately that target. I talked myself into it, but here’s the reasoning behind this decision: Too many people LOVE Kristin, I can’t deal with that. Her character is quite the bitch, and this would save Superman a lot of trouble and heartache. She is nothing but trouble.
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