Reason IX: Kandahar.
This is me, trying to make sense of things again. So three months ago I got sent to battalion, to work for them, I wasn’t happy about it, and asked my unit and battalion if it were possible for me to work with my organic unit. Nonetheless things didn’t pan out, but adjusted, and am more than content with my situation. Needless to say, my unit did something wrong, and the majority of them are going to Kandahar, problem is, they are short bodies. This is where I come in. Battalion doesn’t want me to leave, I don’t want to leave battalion, its a mutual feeling. I don’t have to see my unit, my unit doesn’t have to see me. Battalion will find a bodies to give to the my unit, and everyone is happy, perfect harmony, it really, truly is.
When I asked to be sent back originally, I imagine the try wasn’t harder than trying to throw a dart. Now that there is this harmony, the try has upgraded to the full study of darts, aerodynamics, velocity, anatomy and physiology. Why give me up then fight so hard to get me back? Why drag me down with you? You gave me up for a reason, now you get a replacement, sounds like win win to me. You don’t deal with my bullshit, and I don’t deal with yours. Why disrupt this harmony?
This is a case of mountains out of molehills. Chalk it up to the list.