top 100

Today is a special day. Well, actually it isn’t. It is just like every other day, and to prove this point I actually wrote this a couple weeks before I posted it. While it holds very little significance or value, it has provided an occasion for me to write a article that is far too much reading to be interesting, better known as a top 100 list. I present to you the top hundred list of things I miss.

  1. friends & family
  2. the doorway
  3. logic / reason
  4. freedom / liberty
  5. variety / choice
  6. sex
  7. real food
  8. unrestricted high speed internet
  9. home
  10. days off
  11. “peers”
  12. intelligent conversation
  13. competition
  14. consistency
  15. personal space
  16. convenience
  17. indoor plumbing
  18. drinking / beer / Putters
  19. NPR
  20. attractive people
  21. restaurants
  22. Sundays
  23. venues / movies
  24. working on random projects / experiments
  25. smartphones / Words with Friends
  26. basketball / team sports
  27. art
  28. board games / spades
  29. queen sized+ beds
  30. cooking
  31. travelling / road trips (with minimal chance of death)
  32. golf / bowling
  33. sanitation / not fucking dust everywhere
  34. clothing
  35. driving
  36. grass
  37. pavement / not walking on rocks
  38. supermarkets / shopping
  39. getting high
  40. animals
  41. not having to carry a gun everywhere
  42. my desk setup
  43. California
  44. Washington
  45. personal space
  46. school (granted I’m going online)
  47. blasting music
  48. SCII
  49. gambling
  50. …. Wal-Mart

blegh. Half assed is the American way, unless you want to read fifty different types of food. Even shit I hate, I miss. Traffic lights and nemeses-es alike.