Top 10: Sidekicks.

HM: Non-person sidekicks, the T-Mobile and Suzuki sidekick, they’re your sidekicks.

10. Kato, sidekick to the Green Hornet. As far as I’m concerned Kato is the show, but thats probably an Asian bias. Not to be confused with Kato Kaelin, who, makes for a awful sidekick.

9. Luigi, sidekick to Mario. Who better to have a sidekick than your own brother, whom you have the same business with. For all I care, Mario needs Luigi, seeing as he’s taller and skinnier.
8. Stimpson “Stimpy” J. Cat, sidekick to Ren. Happy happy joy joy.

7. Watson, sidekick to Sherlock Holmes. Probably one of the few books I’ve read, this is the original bromance.
6. Garth, sidekick to Wayne. When you’re Wayne & Garth, you’re essentially built for another.

5. Chewbacca, sidekick to Han Solo. It’s like man’s best friend and he can shoot a gun, and for some reason you can understand everything he says.

4. Penny & Brain, sidekicks to Inspector Gadget. One of my favorite shows growing up as a child, and here’s why it was so genius. You have an state of the art cyborg machine, who for the most part is an idiot. A equally technologically efficient niece, and a dog that was so good at being covert that Inspector Gadget could often not tell the difference. Cartoons were so much better back in my time.

3. Ed McMahon, sidekick to Johnny Carson. If there were a top 10 for late night talk shows, this would make the top. The best televised dynamic duo.

2. Cameron Frye, sidekick to Ferris Bueller. Although Ferris Bueller is quite the badass, he couldn’t have pulled any of that off if it weren’t for his trusty accomplice, who in the Movie develops a lot more than Ferris.

1. Thing, sidekick to Gomez Addams. This is hands down (pun intended) the coolest sidekick of them all, all for a mere hand. Always quite the helping hand, one hell of a worker, and gives a hell of a back rub. Frankly isn’t he everyone’s sidekick when we’re feeling a little lonely?

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