HM. Jesus Christ. Until this person becomes provable beyond a faith based caused. I can only keep him at this position, although he is quite possibly the most familiar. I do enjoy the many variations however.

10 & 9. Joan & John Cusack. I’m lazy, and if I do this, it’s an easy two for one. They are pretty badass however. 

8. Johnny Cash. I don’t care much for him, but I’m sure people would be upset if he didn’t make the list.

7. Jimmy Carter. Again, obligatory.

7. Jim Carrey. At one point in time, this man was my role model. I still admire him, but there are too many other badasses.

5. Jackie Chan. This man single handedly bridged the gap between kung-fu and comedy.

4. John Cleese. This guy is the Godfather of British comedy, or just comedy in general.

3. James Caan.

2. Julius Caesar. Such a badass he has his own salad dressing, took a whole country to do the same. French dressing is only good on sandwiches anywhom.

1. Johnny Carson.

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