Treacherous

Overlay of what countries have visited the good old website in 2010. As you can tell some aren’t as sophisticated as others *cough* Turkmenistan. Darker countries represent more visits, so in contrast America is shitting on everyone. Posted below is an overlay of the States.

For those of you who don’t know, with modern technology – you can basically get any demographic information on people who visit your site, and with my hard on for statics and the fact that I’m a marketing major, may give you some insight on why I’m so fascinated with traffic data. Between Google’s analytics, awstats, and even the wordpress stats plugin, there is a lot of pointless information I can not use and share with you.

Here is a long list of completely irrelevant statistics (2010):

Statistics from: Analytics / Advanced Web Statistics 6.9 / WordPress :

• Total Visitors: 14,365 / 31,841 / 24,420
• Unique Visitors: 12,693 / 25,963 / N/A
• Browsers:
  • Firefox: 39.91% / 36.5%
  • Chrome: 29.77% / 24.5%
  • IE: 16.89% / 23.9%
  • Safari: 10.81% / 10.3%
  • Opera: 1.48% / 1.9%
• Operating Systems:
  • Windows: 78.1% / 79.7%
  • Macintosh: 14.45% / 15.2%
  • iPhone: 3.20% / 3.1%
  • Linux: 1.36%/ 1.8%
  • Android: 0.86% / 0.1%
• Screen Resolutions:
  • 1280×800: 21.29%
  • 1024×768: 12.04%
  • 1366×768: 10.37%
  • 1280×1024: 9.46%
  • 1440×900: 9.31%
  • 1680×1050: 7.02%
  • 1920×1080: 6.37%
  • 1920×1200: 2.76%
  • 1600×900: 2.62%
  • 320×480: 2.37%
• Service Providers:
  • road runner holdco llc
  • cox communications
  • comcast cable communcations inc.
  • verizon internet services inc.
  • cox communications inc.
  • charter communications
  • at&t internet services
  • service provider corporatopm
• Connection Speeds:
  • Cable
  • DSL
  • Unknown
  • T1
  • Dialup
  • OC3
  • ISDN
• Mobile Devices:
  • iPhone
  • Android
  • iPod
  • Blackberry
  • iPad
  • Samsung
  • SymbianOS
• Visitor Loyalty:
  • 1 time: 88.17%
  • 2-8 times: 6.25%
  • 9-100 times: 4.5%
  • 101-200 times: 1.09%
• Length of Visit:
  • 0-10 seconds: 79.36%
  • 11-30 seconds: 5.10%
  • 31-60 seconds: 2.96%
  • 61-180 seconds: 5.08%
  • 181-600 seconds: 4.50%
  • 601-1,800 seconds: 2.42%
  • 1,801+ seconds: 0.58%

Here is a long list of completely irrelevant information (2010):

Most common catchphrases:

• Practically anything containing the word treachery
• Syncmaster 2233
• Specialist creed
• “Hell of a rabbit”
• marry boff kill
• peperony and chease
• lion king communist/communism
• disruptive durden
• meme characters
• left handed passwords

Obscure key words that led/lead to treacheryisafoot.com:
(feel free to try them without the quotation marks)

• “tretury afoot”
• “babe pig in the city nazi”
• “university of sydney department of government and international relations crap shit”
• “what is peperony and chease?”
• “why do i always see the number 17?”
• “a cartoon character beating up a child”
• “banny japanese”
• “www.brothel.trample.foot.com”
• “carmen whales vagina”
• “vivica fox was a power ranger”
• “oregon trail bear rape”
• “addition of integers mini mottos state then motto”
• “something treacherous blog hoho”
• “are maple bars good for the flu”
• “an ode to thieves who never get caught”
• “big black lost boy hook”
• “nicknames for chlamydia”
• “article on checking account overdraft charges, august 8. 2008″
• “religion ruined childhood”
• “is there a way to find out what someone lives with thair cell phone number”
• “how does treachery apply to titanic in the movie”
• “how do you do the rufio chant”
• “how did raushan hammond die”
• “double-occupying a hotel room after paying single price”
• “choose a shipping company for shipping hazardous materials powered by wordpress”