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Rebecca Black vs 50 Tyson.
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This is what I found funny, the one which was disliked more was watched 22 times as much… masochists.
When these guys do a duet on December 23rd 2012, well, you know what happens. If you’ve noticed how retarded both these “songs” are, you’ll notice that Rebecca Black ripped off 50 Tyson and just simply got some producer to make it a internet sensation (which I hope demonstrates how stupid top 40 is), as for 50 Tyson, which is hands down the most painful video to watch on the internet.
50 Tyson:
And I’m Sweet 16.
Right now I’m 16.
And then next year, I’ll be…
…
What? Yup, yeah, yep.
And then next year, I be… what?
Remix!
17 all day.
I will be 17 next year. Sweet 17…
All day. Everyday.
Rebecca Black:
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball todayTomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after…wards
I don’t want this weekend to end
You can look into for yourself. I’m getting dumber by the minute here.
Waldo at the Bin Laden compound.
01 year ago
by Hoho
in Spontaneous
For some reason I thought this would be funny, but halfway through I realized it was insanely stupid. I figure I was committed and went ahead through it, what’s even more pathetic is the fact that I spent so much time on it. Even though it took me so long, I’ll justify it with the fact that I did it during a Community marathon, in which I should have been working on a business plan instead.
Marry Boff Kill: Kardashians: Khloe, Kim, Kourtney.
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Kill: Khloe – Is a Kardashian.
Kill: Kim – Is a Kardashian & I would boff her but I have a strict “do not sleep with people who have a sex tape on the internet” policy.
Kill: Kourtney – Is a Kardashian. Also spelled Courtney with a “K”.
I regret wasting three minutes doing this.
List of previous Marry Boff Kill’s
(thanks Jana :) )
R.I.P. Bin Laden… spoof.
01 year ago
by Hoho
in Spontaneous
With the news of what’s going on, I came to the fact I can do this no longer. This is the epitome of mixed feelings.
*(I used the dates of when I started the gag and can longer do it)
Who are you?
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In case you need something to do while I am busy you can stare at this image. As you can see it is very perky and bubbly, which of course refers to her smile.
6 thousand dollars to whoever can tell me who this is. I hired a deaf mute who can read lips very well and told me it wasn’t English, so I was unable to Google a phrase she was saying. I also tried Goog-ling every possible phrase you can get from this picture.
948th disposition chart.
01 year ago
by Hoho
in Afghanistanic
(not shown: Dansby, who would be at loathe)
Reason IX: Kandahar.
01 year ago
This is me, trying to make sense of things again. So three months ago I got sent to battalion, to work for them, I wasn’t happy about it, and asked my unit and battalion if it were possible for me to work with my organic unit. Nonetheless things didn’t pan out, but adjusted, and am more than content with my situation. Needless to say, my unit did something wrong, and the majority of them are going to Kandahar, problem is, they are short bodies. This is where I come in. Battalion doesn’t want me to leave, I don’t want to leave battalion, its a mutual feeling. I don’t have to see my unit, my unit doesn’t have to see me. Battalion will find a bodies to give to the my unit, and everyone is happy, perfect harmony, it really, truly is.
When I asked to be sent back originally, I imagine the try wasn’t harder than trying to throw a dart. Now that there is this harmony, the try has upgraded to the full study of darts, aerodynamics, velocity, anatomy and physiology. Why give me up then fight so hard to get me back? Why drag me down with you? You gave me up for a reason, now you get a replacement, sounds like win win to me. You don’t deal with my bullshit, and I don’t deal with yours. Why disrupt this harmony?
This is a case of mountains out of molehills. Chalk it up to the list.
Random number (14) of random ideas: XIV.
01 year ago
by Hoho
in Spontaneous
http://www.random.org
- Recently I discovered that the compliment one in a million isn’t the greatest of compliments. Considering there are 7ish billion people in the world, if someone calls you one in a million, they are essentially saying there are 7,000 people just like you.
- I’m not sure where this would be appropriate, but they should make some use of “a Rockstar named Desire”.
- I went Halloween shopping in Beverly Hills, which is as ridiculous as it sounds. A Chewbacca costume costs a half million, why so much? It’s made out of actual Wookie. Go figure.
- The term Google it has become pretty synonymous, but I think I will start using the shittier search engines in lieu of Google, just to be an asshole. “Why don’t you just Jeeves it?”, “Bing it!”
- Not sure why they sold Alarm clocks with that annoying buzzing sound, couldn’t they just all have the “The Final Countdown” as the default. You will want to get out of bed when that is playing.
- I wonder if they make color blind versions of Twister.
- I also wonder if blind people have any use for light bulbs.
- Greatest analogy phrase ever: “____________ is like a hand-job, satisfying, but not really what you want”
- I heard some random ass statistic that doorknobs contain trace amounts of semen on them, I’m not sure whos looking for this stuff, but I can tell you were a bunch of it is.
- I wonder if Georgia’s women’s collegiate basketball team the lady bulldogs realize thats by definition a bitch. Haha, Georgia bitches.
- Not sure why it’s called the best man at the wedding, pretty sure the bride is marrying the best man, should be formally called the 2nd best man.
- Even more annoying than naming your animal after what it is, is naming it after some form of danger. Like fire, or danger, or rape, or help. Hilarity ensues at the dog park.
- I wonder why the decided to put the snooze button the alarm clock. That man is solely responsible for the downfall of a lazy society.
- Only because I feel like publishing this: Why do they call the area between a womans hips and breasts a waist? Because you can easily fit another set of tits in there.
Archive of “Random number of random ideas“
Top 10: JC’s.
01 year ago
by Hoho
in Enumerated
HM. Jesus Christ. Until this person becomes provable beyond a faith based caused. I can only keep him at this position, although he is quite possibly the most familiar. I do enjoy the many variations however.
10 & 9. Joan & John Cusack. I’m lazy, and if I do this, it’s an easy two for one. They are pretty badass however. 
8. Johnny Cash. I don’t care much for him, but I’m sure people would be upset if he didn’t make the list.
7. Jimmy Carter. Again, obligatory.
7. Jim Carrey. At one point in time, this man was my role model. I still admire him, but there are too many other badasses.
5. Jackie Chan. This man single handedly bridged the gap between kung-fu and comedy.
4. John Cleese. This guy is the Godfather of British comedy, or just comedy in general.
3. James Caan.
2. Julius Caesar. Such a badass he has his own salad dressing, took a whole country to do the same. French dressing is only good on sandwiches anywhom.
1. Johnny Carson.
previous top 10′s.
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