Posts tagged Top ten
Top 10: Internet meme characters.
May 10th
HM. PTSD Clarinet Boy. I don’t know the name of this instrument, only the sound it makes when it kills people.
10: Courage Wolf. Bite off more than you can chew, THEN CHEW IT.
9. Lame Pun Coon. A bicycle can’t stand a lone, it’s two tired.
8: Disruptive Durden. Bury mousetraps in the sand, at the beach.
7: Musically Oblivious 8th Grader. Cake? No thanks, I already ate.
6: Joseph Ducreux. Is Joseph Ducreux going to have to suffocate a wench?
5: High Expectations Asian Father. Why you get B? You not B-sain, You A-sian.
4: Foul Bachelor Frog. Out of clean underwear, time to do laundry.
3: Philosoraptor. Why did the Flinstones have Christmas?
2. Socially Awkward Penguin. Waiter tells you enjoy your meal, you blurt out “you too”
1: Hipster Cat. Everything you liked, I liked 5 years ago.
Top 10: Most Quotable Movies.
Apr 10th
10. Dumb and Dumber
9. The Big Lebowski
8. Hook
7. Fight Club
6. Office Space
5. Grandma’s Boy
4. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
3. Super Troopers
2. Anchorman
1. Zoolander
Top 10: Fictional places to eat.
Mar 10th
10: The Max: I wish I had a place like this when I went to high school. I just had a place where I did copious amounts of drugs (not really). What ever happened to Max though?
9: Weinerlicious: Like Hooters, I’d come here for the food.
8: Soup Nazi Kitchen. Quite possibly the most quotable person from Seinfeld.
7: Honker Burger. Doug!
6: Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag. Oh my freaking top ten list, deep fried to perfection.
5: Shenanigans. To be fair, this place seems a lot cooler to work at than eat. Especially since we all know what goes on in the kitchen…
4: Frozen Banana Stand. Simply put I love Arrested Development to put this thing anywhere else.
3: McDowell’s. Ironically, this place is actually a Wendy’s.
2: Raisins. It’s nice eating at a place where I’m cooler than all the other losers there.
1: Chockies. Joanna might hate that guy, but I hope that every time I come into a restaurant this guy is my server.
Top 10: Black Males.
Aug 26th
Well, I figured this to be funny. There really is no system for this, just bold opionons.
HM. Kenan & Kel. Nostalgic, I would like to watching it again.
10 (ect). The Cast of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. You fill up my afternoons, I’ll fill you on my website, Thanks for making me feel old by going on Nick at Nite.
9. Tyrone Biggums (Dave Chapelle). Perhaps #9 for coolest black dudes. But #1 by a longshot for crackheads. Shazam!
8/7. Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downy Jr.) / Carl Carlson. Following the trend of fictional characters, the greatest honorary black man, becomes listed as the real deal. And for my friend Carl, its a homage to the Simpsons, who oddly doesn’t fit directly into any immediate stereotype, like the hundreds of others on the Simpsons.
6/5. Wayne Brady / Phil Moore. I’m not sure if Wayne Brady is black, but he is talented, not to mention hilarious. As for Phil Moore, hosting a show where participants compete in a digital world? Sounds like “Gamer” is ripping off “Nick Arcade”.
4/3. Billy Dee Williams / Carl Weathers. Billy, often referred to as the coolest person in the world is definately worth a spot on here. Carl, who not only was the coolest black golfing instructor with a wooden hand, also was on pretty much the greatest sitcom to grace television. Ah, Arrested Development.
2. Levar Burton. The host of a childrens show, that I probably watched being too grown, and then bridging the gap with an ever greater (yet nerdier) show. It’s in a book, just take a look, treacheryisafoot.com! (lame, I know)
1. Bill Cosby. Definately my favorite, props on all the Jell-O impressinations, all flattery. Stand-up act all the way. A good read.
TOPical ten. Don’t go bacon my heart.
May 12th
With my love for bacon, and the media’s love for swine-flu, I’m honestly surprised this isn’t on everyone’s website. Here is a top ten devoted for the most interesting and exotic way to eat God’s gift to man, Bacon.
Honorable Mention. Bacon wrapped hot dogs. I have to mention the only bacon I’ve eaten outside of an omelette or pizza is the bacon wrapped hot dog. DELICIOUS, perhaps its the fact I eat these after being kicked out of a club loaded up with drinks, but I wish they had these around Vegas (maybe not I’d probably have triple bypass by now) since I’ve only had this in Los Anjealous.
10. Bacon inspired products. From left to right: Squeez Bacon, Baconnaise, and two types of bacon vodka.
9. Bacon-Cinamon bun. Tell me that doesn’t look good, but not sure what to dip that in. Frosting? Baconnaise?
8. Bacon wrapped pepper stuffed with bacon & cheese. Mmm… classic move, bacon stuffed with bacon wrapped.
7. Bacon wrapped mozzarella sticks. This has as much cool points as cholesterol.
6. Bacon apple pie. This would also work for any pot pie. +10 points if you use bacon crust.
5. Chocolate covered bacon with maple bacon ice cream. A treat the entire family can enjoy.
4. Bacon-wrapped tofu. Tofu is pretty gay (it has estrogen in it), but I’m sure the bacon balances it out, plus there is nothing more fun than eating a conundrum.
3, 3 1/3 & 3 2/3. Bacon sushi, bacon cupcake, and bacone. Breakfast! That’s right, bacon’s not for dinner anymore. I was going to put each of these in their own slot, but there just isn’t enough room in the world. The top left is bacon, egg, and cheese sushi. The top right is bacon, baked in a cupcake sheet, with bacon omelette to fill inside. The bottom is the infamous bacone, a cone of bacon, filled with scrambled eggs, and country gravy, topped with a biscuit.
2. Chicken fried bacon. Chicken is good. Chicken skin is great. Chicken fried steak is awesome. Its only logical that chicken fried bacon is good great amazing. This stuff is better than the amount of saturated fat it contains.
1 & 1 1/2. Maple bar bacon-wrapped hot dog & donut bacon cheeseburger. Talk about matchmaking. Abbott & Costello, Laurel & Hardy, and now, donuts & bacon. This is the best, when they wrote killing me softly, it was about combination.
Top 10: Fictional Rabbits.
Apr 27th
I decided to start running top 10s on this website and was going to begin with movie montages, but couldn’t get pass two, so it will go to the draft graveyard. In lieu, I chose rabbits, the only animal that gets cuter as it gets older.
#10: Trix Rabbit: Fail rabbit is more like it. I wonder how this rabbit is alive, this rabbit continually failed to steal children’s cereal, should have starved. And what about these kids’ parents? Im sure they would have taught this rabbit a lesson or two.
#9: The Quik Rabbit: While a nostalgic commercial hero, why would you ruin a perfectly good glass of milk?
#8: Thumper: Adorable. Annoying.
#7 & 7½: Babs and Buster Bunny: In that cartoony, they invaded more my tv, my afternoon, and this prestigious list.
#6: White Rabbit: One of the first movies I remember watching, a nostalgic choice, and a mighty fine drug.
#5: Energizer Bunny: The favorite of my childhood, and probably the greatest mascot second to #1.
#4: Rabbit of Caerbannog: Run Away!
#3: Frank: The most profound of all rabbits, if you haven’t seen Donnie Darko, its definitely worth the buy.
#2: The Playboy Bunny: Not fictional. But mercy me, that is one hell of a rabbit.
#1: Bugs Bunny: The greatest cartoon character in animation, beating out Disney characters, beats out everyone on this list too.
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