Posts tagged Swine flu
Game over: Swine flu meets the Oregon Trail.
May 19th
This doesn’t even make sense.
And whats the deal with Andy? Peperony and chease? If that were my kid that would equate a parenting backhand.
TOPical ten. Don’t go bacon my heart.
May 12th
With my love for bacon, and the media’s love for swine-flu, I’m honestly surprised this isn’t on everyone’s website. Here is a top ten devoted for the most interesting and exotic way to eat God’s gift to man, Bacon.
Honorable Mention. Bacon wrapped hot dogs. I have to mention the only bacon I’ve eaten outside of an omelette or pizza is the bacon wrapped hot dog. DELICIOUS, perhaps its the fact I eat these after being kicked out of a club loaded up with drinks, but I wish they had these around Vegas (maybe not I’d probably have triple bypass by now) since I’ve only had this in Los Anjealous.
10. Bacon inspired products. From left to right: Squeez Bacon, Baconnaise, and two types of bacon vodka.
9. Bacon-Cinamon bun. Tell me that doesn’t look good, but not sure what to dip that in. Frosting? Baconnaise?
8. Bacon wrapped pepper stuffed with bacon & cheese. Mmm… classic move, bacon stuffed with bacon wrapped.
7. Bacon wrapped mozzarella sticks. This has as much cool points as cholesterol.
6. Bacon apple pie. This would also work for any pot pie. +10 points if you use bacon crust.
5. Chocolate covered bacon with maple bacon ice cream. A treat the entire family can enjoy.
4. Bacon-wrapped tofu. Tofu is pretty gay (it has estrogen in it), but I’m sure the bacon balances it out, plus there is nothing more fun than eating a conundrum.
3, 3 1/3 & 3 2/3. Bacon sushi, bacon cupcake, and bacone. Breakfast! That’s right, bacon’s not for dinner anymore. I was going to put each of these in their own slot, but there just isn’t enough room in the world. The top left is bacon, egg, and cheese sushi. The top right is bacon, baked in a cupcake sheet, with bacon omelette to fill inside. The bottom is the infamous bacone, a cone of bacon, filled with scrambled eggs, and country gravy, topped with a biscuit.
2. Chicken fried bacon. Chicken is good. Chicken skin is great. Chicken fried steak is awesome. Its only logical that chicken fried bacon is good great amazing. This stuff is better than the amount of saturated fat it contains.
1 & 1 1/2. Maple bar bacon-wrapped hot dog & donut bacon cheeseburger. Talk about matchmaking. Abbott & Costello, Laurel & Hardy, and now, donuts & bacon. This is the best, when they wrote killing me softly, it was about combination.
Topical movie night: Babe: Pig in the City.
Apr 30th
Swine influenza, more commonly known as swine-fu… Just go to wikipedia. I’ve been sick lately and have met just about all the symptoms which I’m slightly worried about, although I had a couple flu shots a couple months ago, and they could be a series of unrelated incidents (i.e. allergies, bad diet, etc.). Nonetheless….
With all the news about Swine Flu (which mind you has very little to do with bacon) for your next movie night, a good choice is “Babe: Pig in the City”. Having only seen its predecessor, “Babe” I went to IMDB with the notion that this movie received fatuous, sarcastic reviews, like KaZaam. To my dismay, this movie received a lot of acclaim, with praise such as: brilliant action sequences, superior to the original yet different, thought provoking family film, and how its too dark for children and that children and adults will enjoy it on two different levels. So much positive review that I am actually taking the time to download both movies, even though it will be pretty hard to find a movie called “Babe” on the Internet. All I remember is that the pig is lactose intolerant.
Reviews from “Babe: Pig in the City” found at IMDB.
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