The birthplace of Jesus, as you notice its located in Asia.

Asian Jesus

Accurate depiction.

Chuck this one up to the list of famous Asians, although you may argue that he is middle eastern, its still in Asia, making Jesus Asian. We’re running short on famous people, whites have Hitler, blacks have Tiger Woods, Africans have Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo, so give us Jesus.

I never really understood why all the middle easterners are Muslim, seeing as Jesus and that whole Christianity thing happened pretty close to them. Then again I never really cared to research it anyways. Top six religions:

  1. Christianity: 2.1 billion. 33%
  2. Islam: 1.5 billion. 21%
  3. Secular/Non-religious: 1.1 billion. 16%
  4. Hinduism: 900 million. 14%
  5. Chinese traditional: 400 million. 6%
  6. Buddhism: 375 million. 6%

Then again religion is silly anyways, it really just seems like another reason to judge someone. We already have race for that. Does this mix up the game?

I wonder what Jesus’s last name was? It’s not Christ.