Please keep in mind this page is still heavily under construction and still has a lot of work to be done on it.

Compiled is a list of things I want to do before I die while I’m alive. Each choice has a value based off an equation, you may play along by checking your accomplishments and then submitting. Like the rest of my website, this is for humorus value, and should not be taken literally as I don’t have any credentals in anything, at all. Items striked off and highlighted should contain a link that documents my completion of that event. Spread through the list are elaborately fictional choices (which are nearly impossible), which have no value, and if you checked them off you are clearly a liar.

The equation is as follows: V = (1.5)T+M/2+(P+N)2/2. V = value, T = money spent (in thousands). M = time spent (in months) divided by two; times over two years are divided by four. P = possible imprisonment time, selected from different values ( 0 = none, 1 = misdimeanor, 2 = felony, 3 = life/death sentence ), N = life risk, selected from different values ( 0 = none , 1 = minor chance of death, 2 = moderate chance of severe injury or death, 3 = prevalent chance of injury or death ). The sum of N and P are squared and then divided by two. While this method isn’t practical in comparison of several choices, it simplifies the process of assigning values instead of designating random numbers. Its pretty confusing and irrelevant.

Make a “to do” list. 

Throw a huge party and invite every friend. 

Swim with a dolphin. 

Jump off a bridge immediately after someone else. 

Have a portrait painted, or paint a self portrait. 

Learn to speak a foreign language and make use of it on vacation. 

Go skinny-dipping. 

Pilot a helicopter through a meteor shower. 

Display your talent in public (garage band, open mic night, etc.). 

Be an extra in a film. 

Make a movie or documentary, and publish it in a film festival. 

Attend a sporting event where the world competes against another. Ex. World Cup, Olympics, etc. 

Attend a sport chapionship played on the national level. Ex. Superbowl, NBA Finals, etc. 

Receive a giant novelty check and cash it. 

Become omnipotent. 

Brew your own beer, or make your own liquor. 

Study a semester of college abroad. 

Survive a tornado. -3 if you view one from a safe distance. 

Grow a beard and leave it for at least a month. 

Be on contestants row at “the Price is Right”, or watch a taping of a television show. 

Stay awake for one week straight. 

Host a incredibly large family reunion (to include oddball family members like my sisters-in-laws nephews brothers grandmother third cousin). 

Have a holiday, action figure, sexual position, or disease made after me. 

Ride a camel through the desert. 

Make $100,000 off eBay. 

Plant a tree. 

Get shot, preferably with a small round in an area other than the head, torso, or any vital organs. 

Get hit by a car. 

Run someone over. 

Fake your death. 

Get away with a felon. Embezzling from KK. Unfortunately I do not have any proof of this, as the earnings were spent as fast as they were taken. Nor do I really want evidence of this, or know why I am admitting to it in the first place. 

Get the key to the city/town, or build a utopian society for 100 billion. 

Stay awake for a week straight (168 hours). 

Pull off a legendary prank, not being known by name, but by the guy who pulled the legendary prank. 

Sit on a jury. 

Write the great American Novel. 

Live at least a semester in a college dorm. 

Stay out all night partying and go to work the next day without having gone home. 

Drink beer at Oktoberfest in Munich. 

Run naked through a indoor shopping mall. 

Shower in a waterfall. 

Own the largest collection of something. (Wristbands, energry drinks, TMNT perhaps?) 

Learn to play a musical instrument with some degree of skill. 

Fight a celebrity (it doesn’t matter wether I win or lose). 

Live 2 years as a criminal mastermind, unable to top the most wanted list, because they don’t know who the man behind the crimes is. 

Win a huge jackpot, contest, or sweepstakes. Atleast five figures. 

Go inside a money chamber where money is blowing around and you have to grab as much as you can in a few minutes. 

See a lunar eclipse and solar eclipse. 

Level 10 unicycle. 

Get passionate about a cause and spend time helping it. 

Experience weightlessness. 

Create my own language, speak it fluently. 

Ask someone you’ve only just met to go on a date. 

Drive across America from coast to coast. 

Throw a Ha·Do·Ken. 

Own one very expensive but absolutely wonderful business suit. 

Own a panda bear that won’t get bigger than a bowling ball. 

Buy one ridiculous expensive item, that people cannot believe you own. 

Watch the travel channel and go to wherever is on. 

Work at a fast food. 

Create a band that has 10 drummers. Each drummer playing a single drum. 

Stalk someone. 

Remove all my body hair & my nipples. 

Learn to juggle three balls. 

Drive the Autobahn. 

Be on or have my own reality tv show. 

Spend Christmas on the opposite equator. 

Become a well-establish stand-up comedian. 

Raft somewhere its restricted. 

Donate money and put your name on something: a college scholarship, a bench in the park. 

Buy your own house and then spend time making it into exactly what you want. 

Grow a garden. 

Spend six months getting your body into optimum shape. 

Own a convertable. 

Throw a hotel party, with laughing gas. 

Address a speech to several hundred people. 

Scuba dive off Australia’s Great Barrier Reef. 

Go up in a hot-air balloon. 

Skydive. +2 if you did it naked. -2 if you did it indoors. Normal points if you did it indoors naked. 

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Go on a African Safari. 

Give to a charity anonymously. 

Lose more money than you can afford at roulette in Vegas. 

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Coach a kids sports team. 

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Go deep sea fishing and eat your catch. 

Create your own web site. 

Serve your country war. 

Go white water rafting. 

Run to the top of the Statue of Liberty. 

Create your Family Tree. 

Catch a baseball in the stands of a major league baseball stadium. 

Make a hole-in-one. Par 3. 

Swim in one of the great lakes. 

Learn to bartend. 

Run a marathon. 

Get a Tattoo. 

Scale a mountain atleast 2 miles in height 

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