Still under construction, obviously.

This page will be updated from time to time, not that that warrants you to visit this page frequently.

In the late nineties, when the internet was still fledging, social networking was limited to instant messaging and email, and bandwidth was a commodity – the internet had called to me. Originally starting out as a place to upload really stupid drawings done in paint, it later evolved to a series of personal blogs scattered throughout various tripod sites. After realizing that writing about myself was rather drab, I decided to indulge my passion of making other people laugh and maybe be a little helpful at times sharing my experience and lop-sided uneducated opinions. Having lost everything (thefakemccoy.com) from before treacheryisafoot.com due to the worst, shittiest webhost on the planet, Globat.com – I decided to start new with what you see here today.

I am a US citizen born abroad in the Philippines back in 84. My childhood is vague until the time I was about 5, I remember spending some of it in the Philippines and some in southern Washington, but other than thats its mostly a blur – the rest of my life has pretty much been spent in Las Vegas, with some time in Arizona, Georgia, Virginia, and Iraq. I’ve been a career student for some time, and a member of the Army Reserves, but someday

A few of my favorite things:

Color Green
Food Steak
Drink Tea
Sport Basketball
Cocktail Vodka Tonic

Some OCD’s I have:

  • Bills in my wallet always have to face the same direction and must be in order from least to greatest.
  • I’m a huge organizational freak, at very minimum, I’ll try to alphabetize or organize things accordingly.

100 random ass facts:

  1. I’m way too nice to strangers in person.
  2. As far back as I can remember, I loved to draw and was always the artist of my grade school classes.
  3. The most valuable thing I won was a “Creative Nomad Jukebox” by spinning a wheel at CES in 2001. I think it retailed for 500. I ended up trading it for a couch and a hundred bucks.
  4. My first job gave me a hernia at the age of 15.
  5. I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  6. I tend to quote the Simpsons out of the blue.
  7. I’m sooo close to being 5’10″.
  8. I tend to pay in exact change, and when paying with credit card I always round change up (or down) on food.