Austin St. John (Jason Lee Scott \ Red Ranger):

Fortunately for this fellow, I don’t have to find some fictional story to what happened to this guy, because even though its not true, there are extensive reports that after MMPR, Austin changed his name or used an alias and joined the gay adult industry. Needless to say this isn’t true, and I wish I hadn’t gone to extensive searching to find out. Nonetheless today he is a real life saver as a paramedic.

Oh Yahoo questions, will you cease to entertain me? (Yes, SFW)

Walter Jones ( Zack Jones \ Black Ranger):

Years after MMPR, Walter’s fame still chasing him, Walter decided to change his name and take a Oceanic Flight from Los Angeles to Australia, ironically catapulting him into more fame on the hit reality show, LOST. As you notice his first born is named Walter, Coincidence? Yes.

David Yost ( Billy Cranston \ Blue Ranger):

David continued to study technology, and luckily for him Angel Grove was one of the first places to get a computer. He ripped apart Alpha and reconfigured him to what we all know and love today, Microsoft. As for his name if you switch the first and last names and add up the letter values on each name you’ll notice they’re the exact same. Coincidence? Yes. (B=2, G=7, ect.)

Thuy Trang ( Trini Kwan\ Yellow Ranger):

Sadly Thuy died in a car crash in 2001, but luckily for her she was a Buddhist, and was reincarnated as a Sabretooth tiger, which doesn’t even exist. Go figure.

Amy Jo Johnson ( Kimberly Hart \ Pink Ranger):

I know what we’re all thinking. I wish she did gay porn. Even though her career branched out in every other way, I’m sad to report that the former doesn’t exist. With a flourishing acting career, she released a few albums like everyone else in show-business (in which she spells “iTunes” incorrectly on her homepage), and continues to work in film and television. And shes Canadian! (+10)

Jason David Frank ( Tommy Oliver \ White\Green Ranger):

I’m not getting my ass beat for my website.