Random number (13) of random ideas: XI.

http://www.random.org They should make water coolers that give updates about celebrities dating when you get water from them. I can’t believe its not butter should sponsor venues where cover bands are playing. United blood serves should give you a pint of beer for every pint of blood. Cereal boxes should put a chapter of a [...]

http://www.random.org What are the point of mosquitoes? I don’t see how they fit into the circle of life, or the food chain. Bug spray company conspiracy. They should give those guys who hold signs on street corners some ecstasy and techno music. If I were a librarian, I would probably respond “in due time” to any time related question. [...]

http://www.random.org Televised operas are typically viewed by older, mature audiences, and should be labeled TV-MA, appropriately. The reason being for “Sax” and “Violins” When someone is sick with a fever, the fever should be referred to an “actual fever”, so it doesn’t get confused with the other types of fevers, jungle, cabin, ect. It seems [...]

http://www.random.org As far as history is concerned the majority of coffee is served lawsuit hot. A trend emerged as flavored iced coffee, however no one prefers coffee warm. Cold or hot only. “Excuse me sir, may I have a lukewarm coffee?” is something you won’t be hearing anytime soon. New terrible trend idea #9: Instead [...]

http://www.random.org Are there any regular bibles, or are they all holy bibles? The best name for bowling is Zoolander. Then when its “Zoolander’s” turn to bowl, you announce “Hansel” several times, and Zoolander will proceed to bowl. When a tattoo artist puts a tattoo on a woman’s butt, do you think he says “I’m going [...]

http://www.random.org/integers/ How to get out of any bind. Just say “I took care of the problem”, tilt your head (or wink, depending on the situation), and then when they know you’re serious, they’ll walk away, which is perfect timing for a good pat on the butt. I think a state that’s boring with low tourism [...]

http://www.random.org/integers/ Easy Japanesy, An Asian brothel. Holiday buffet, a new theme for buffets. Instead of having a theme based on the ethnicity of a food (Itialian, Chinese, Ethiopian, etc) it will be based on a holiday, Turkey and trimmings for Thanksgiving & Christmas. Fried chicken, watermelon, and grits for Martin Luther King Day. Hamburgers & [...]

http://www.random.org/integers/ If there’s a situation where you’re the violator and you’re to be prosecuted, I have a simple solution. Violate the prosecutor. I want to buy a motor home, because then I can tell people I live in my car, and they’ll feel bad for me. I’d like to see a short clip where James [...]

http://www.random.org/integers/ I love the lizards natural self defense, their tails fall off. Reminds me of trying to tackle or hold someone, and they slip away, while you’re holding their jacket. If I were a band I would name myself “Deleted by the Artist”. My hit song? “Song Has Been”. My first Album would be called [...]

(Pardon me while I recycle these) I unfortunately think most of my ideas in three places: In the bathroom when I forget a magazine, which means I also forget to bring something to jot with. Before falling asleep, where I am too lazy to write something down. When I’m walking somewhere, so I usually have [...]