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  1. Televised operas are typically viewed by older, mature audiences, and should be labeled TV-MA, appropriately. The reason being for “Sax” and “Violins”
  2. When someone is sick with a fever, the fever should be referred to an “actual fever”, so it doesn’t get confused with the other types of fevers, jungle, cabin, ect.
  3. It seems that a lot of the “tilted toward older generation cars” have tuned their image, like Cadillac and Volvo. Buick however, should retain their old people image and continue making cars with old features such as cassette players, ect.
  4. I love how baseballs are made in China.
  5. Depeche should be the hardest difficulty mode on Guitar Hero. WTF is depeche anyways?
  6. To err is human, to arr is pirate.
  7. I wonder if Batman every referred to anything being “bat-ass”, and for that matter, I wonder if Jesus ever called Joesph, “Broseph”.
  8. There is lemonade and limade. There is orange, apple, grape, cranberry, and pear juice. What gives?
  9. Naming hurricanes. Will someone please help me understand the madness behind hurricane naming. Why exactly is it that we feel the need to personify massive storms? I just don’t get it. So 20 mph wind is just called “wind”. And 50 mph wind is perhaps referred to as “strong wind”. But once we get in that 100+ mph category, then all of a sudden it’s Andrew, Katrina or Rita. Huh? Last time I checked we didn’t have names for tornadoes or earthquakes. Now that I think of it, living in California and all, if Floridians get to name hurricanes, then I say why not name earthquakes. Yeah! Two can play at that game. And while we’re at it, why not just name every weather pattern. I mean, after all, why stop at just hurricanes and earthquakes.
  10. The question does a bear shit in the woods can be nullified by counter-asking whether or not that bear is a polar bear.
  11. I like to title my documents “the world” so I feel great when I click save.
  12. Fuck Nascar. They should bring back chariot racing.
  13. I wonder if Canadians ever threaten to move to America.
  14. People who play World of Warcraft should be referred to being “on the Wowgan”.
  15. A good way of not having to tell freeloaders no for money, is to ask them for money before they ask you.